Friday, October 30, 2009

Extra Extra

You know how newspaper headlines have the big headline and then a smaller follow up headline right underneath it? Well, if more headlines read like these, I think newspapers would make a comeback.

Pope Speaks on Chicken Soup Fiasco

Police Say He Should Mind His Own Business

Autograph Seeker Gets More Than She Bargained For

Midnight Marshmallow Fight To Blame

Three Fingered Man Can’t Give Thumbs Up To Mayor

Wall Street Experts Predict Sticky Situation

Fisherman Refuses To Back Down

Mother-In-Law Has Her Own Opinion

Grateful Retailer Slashes Prices For Local Dentist

State Fair to Hold Psychic Pig Beauty Contest

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Ivan's Impression

I hang out with these dudes. They're all from the former Soviet Union. They defected to the US during the Cold War but now they're just doing normal stuff: x-ray tech, contractor, regional car wash chain owner, you know, normal stuff.

But when we all hang out, they are just crazy. They get to talking about the old times and before you know it, Ivan is doing his Katie Couric impression.

He's all, "I'm Katie Couric! I report the news! I'm a lady!"

It's great. You should really hear him do it though cause it's better than me just telling you about it.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

We Have Our Blogfan Challenge Winner!

Congratulations to Kelly H. from North Carolina!

She figured out the clues and won a year's subscription of Better Homes and Gardens magazine.

For those of you who are curious, the clues led to another blog at

When highlighted and deciphered, the answer to the last clue was of "traffic lights."

So congratulations again to Kelly! And for those of you who were only visiting the blogs for a chance at the prize, I'm sorry that you'll have to settle for just regular blog posts now.

Again, sorry that I haven't been blogging lately, but my first little baby girl was born this past Monday, 10/19, at 1:25 in the afternoon, so I've been a bit busy.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

$0,000 Blogfan Challenge Update

Hey all you readers out there!

Here's an update on the $0,000 Blogfan Challenge. We posted a while back that the color coded clue, when found and unscrambled, came out to:

Clue 1- All words found and unscrambled
"It's another one of what you've been reading..."

Clue 2- All words found and unscrambled
"Circus men who eat too much. Big pants, large shoes and lots of blush."

As no one has won the magazine subscription yet, here's a little more help.

The answer to Clue 1 is: a blog
The answer to Clue 2 is: fat clowns

So, go on over to, take on the final piece of the puzzle, and win that magazine subscription! Good luck!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Snap Back

DMT Faithful,
First I'd like to apologize for not having posts the past few days. Just as an FYI, we at the DMT are expecting our first baby (and by "we" I mean my wife and by "our first baby" I mean our first baby). Anyway, the due date is Oct 9th and things have been a little hectic lately. So, the DMT may be a bit sporadic in the coming months. But fear not, the DMT will continue to bring the funny, but with a bit less regularity than before. Thanks for your support.

Ever hear a phrase and have that wicked inner voice snap a quick comeback that you secretly wish you could say out loud? Here's a few of mine. Enjoy.

Any friend of yours is a friend of mine.

Nuh uh! Get your own friends loser.

A chain is as only as strong as it's weakest link.

A chain is as only as strong as whatever it's made out of. Nice try paper chain.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Only if didn't pay attention all through medical school.

Long in the tooth.

Um, what?

Thursday, October 1, 2009

$0,000 Blogfan Challenge Update

For everybody who has been following the clues of the $0,000 Blogfan Challenge and has been a little frustrated, here's a little help.

Clue 1- All words found and unscrambled
"It's another one of what you've been reading..."

Clue 2- All words found and unscrambled
"Circus men who eat too much. Big pants, large shoes and lots of blush."

Solving these clues will point you in the direction of the next step of the challenge. This might help you get a little closer to winning that magazine subscription!

Good luck!