Snap Back

DMT Faithful,
First I'd like to apologize for not having posts the past few days. Just as an FYI, we at the DMT are expecting our first baby (and by "we" I mean my wife and by "our first baby" I mean our first baby). Anyway, the due date is Oct 9th and things have been a little hectic lately. So, the DMT may be a bit sporadic in the coming months. But fear not, the DMT will continue to bring the funny, but with a bit less regularity than before. Thanks for your support.

Ever hear a phrase and have that wicked inner voice snap a quick comeback that you secretly wish you could say out loud? Here's a few of mine. Enjoy.

Any friend of yours is a friend of mine.
Nuh uh! Get your own friends loser.

A chain is as only as strong as it's weakest link.
A chain is as only as strong as whatever it's made out of. Nice try paper chain.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Only if didn't pay attention all through medical school.

Long in the tooth.
Um, what?