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You know how newspaper headlines have the big headline and then a smaller follow up headline right underneath it? Well, if more headlines read like these, I think newspapers would make a comeback.

Pope Speaks on Chicken Soup Fiasco
Police Say He Should Mind His Own Business

Autograph Seeker Gets More Than She Bargained For
Midnight Marshmallow Fight To Blame

Three Fingered Man Can’t Give Thumbs Up To Mayor
Wall Street Experts Predict Sticky Situation

Fisherman Refuses To Back Down
Mother-In-Law Has Her Own Opinion

Grateful Retailer Slashes Prices For Local Dentist
State Fair to Hold Psychic Pig Beauty Contest