Friday, October 30, 2009

Extra Extra

You know how newspaper headlines have the big headline and then a smaller follow up headline right underneath it? Well, if more headlines read like these, I think newspapers would make a comeback.

Pope Speaks on Chicken Soup Fiasco

Police Say He Should Mind His Own Business

Autograph Seeker Gets More Than She Bargained For

Midnight Marshmallow Fight To Blame

Three Fingered Man Can’t Give Thumbs Up To Mayor

Wall Street Experts Predict Sticky Situation

Fisherman Refuses To Back Down

Mother-In-Law Has Her Own Opinion

Grateful Retailer Slashes Prices For Local Dentist

State Fair to Hold Psychic Pig Beauty Contest

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