For Pete's Sake!

People must really love Pete. And Pete must champion a lot of causes. It's the only thing that makes sense because people are always telling people to do something for Pete's sake. Here are some instances in which people invoke Pete's name and the causes that he must support for the sentences to make sense.

"Just take out the trash for Pete's sake!"
Pete volunteers at the Coalition for Timely Waste Removal

"I wish you would quit calling me! For Pete's sake!"
Pete supports the Amicable Break Up League

"My car got broken into again? For Pete's sake!"
Pete sends annual donations to the RCBRA (Repeat Car Burglary Relief Association)

"Slowly place the gun on the ground and kick it over to me. Now turn around and put your hands behind your head. JUST DO IT YOU CRAZY CHIMP! FOR PETE'S SAKE!"
Pete helped to found the Wichita branch of MSHNoA (Monkey Standoff Hostage Negotiators of America)