Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Alternate Nursery Rhyme

Thanks to Earl Metcalf (my Dad and rockin' musician) for submitting this idea to the DMT! Thanks for teaching me how to rock Dad!

Old King Cole was a merry old soul, and a merry old soul was he;

He called for his pipe in the middle of the night

And he called for his fiddlers three.

And those fiddlers started jamming on this really rockin' groove. And then Old King Cole got really into that cool fiddle groove so he called for a bass player and the bass player started layin' down a really funky bass line and Old King Cole was like, "Yeah, that's really nice bro!". And then Old King Cole called for this really cool cat drummer who started putting some nifty beats on the fiddle/bass groove and then Old King Cole called for a trumpet player and a organist and a guitar player and they all started jamming and were rockin' Old King Cole's castle. And then Old King Cole took a 10 minute extended pipe solo and was just tearin' it up with the most amazing pipe licks you've ever heard.

But then somebody in the castle next door called the cops on Old King Cole's midnight jam session and they thought they would have to stop playing. But it turned out that the cop was like the most rad harmonica player in the whole kingdom so he just joined right in and they cranked up the volume all the way to 11 and kept rockin' all night long!

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