Thursday, August 27, 2009

FWD FWD FWD!!!

It seems to me that there is a mathematical formula for determining how interesting an email is based on how many people it has previously been forwarded to. The formula is this:

G - E = I

In this formula, G represents how "good" something is. E represents each "email" address that the email has already been forwarded to. And I represents "interesting-ness" (how interesting it will actually be). So, if your cousin sends something directly to you and the subject says, "Dude, this is hilarious!" it probably is. But if you get something like the example below you'd better prepare yourself.



RANDY FARMER to Tom, me, Nicky, Lisa, narddog17, Bobby, tickledpink31, markt, Rick, Tina


This will put a smile on your face!


---------- Forwarded message ----------

From: Justin Case <jcase47@stuffaboutthings.com>

Date: Wed, Aug 12, 2009 at 8:02 PM

Subject: Fw: Half-human, half-lizard boy gets his G.E.D.


To: Sharon White <shwhite@aol.com>, Beverly Richards <brichard44@uphillcow.com>, Darth Vader <darth.vader@deathstarindustries.com>, Obi Wan Kenobi <owk19@lightsideforce.com>, The Emperor <palpal27@deathstarindustries.com>, Padme Amidala <decoygirl@naboo4life.com>, Han Solo <macdaddyplaya@scoundreltech.com>, Chewbacca “Chewy” Wookieberg <thechewster3@howlgrowlandscowl.com>, Jabba Hutt <jhutt@huttsup.net>, jango.fett@bhunterinc.org, Lando Calrissian <smoothtalker17@friendsbetrayalanonymous.com>, C3P0 <goldenbutler@uptightdroids.net>, Luke Skywalker <daddyissues@forcebalancer.com>, Princess Leia Organa <secretsister12@hologrammessages-r-us.com>, Yoda <biggreenmachine@reversetalk.net>, R2D2 <bigshot@spunkysidekick.com>


Hilarious! It made my day!


----- Original Message -----

From: glenda.buttersquash@yahoo.ne

To: spiderman36@swingaroundtown.com ; Kraven <stalker11@huntjungletime.com> ; Kingpin <bigbonedboss@totalcrimenetwork.net> ; May Parker <auntiem@oldcomicbookladies.com> ; Mary Jane Watson <redheadchica@distresseddamsels.org>; Green Goblin <glidermaster99@archenemiesforever.net> ; Dr. Octopus <eightarmedmd@animalthemedvillains.com> ; Ben Parker <greatpower17@definingheromoment.com> ; Curt Connors <iamthelizard@dualpersonalities.org> ; Sandman <beachbum14@dissolved.net> ; Electro <thezapper@ungrounded.com> ; Venom <blackversion12@dualpersonalities.org> ; Gwen Stacy <firstlove34@tragicfigures.org> ; Vulture <terroroftheskies@oldfogiebadguys.com>

Sent: Bluesday, August 02, 2009 13:07 AM

Subject: FW: Half-human, half-lizard boy gets his G.E.D.


This is great! Pass it on to all your friends!


From: Carson Walkadonnerton [mailto:cwalkawalka@yahoo.net]

Sent: Tonday, August 01, 2009 12:36 BM

To: Bruce Wayne <darkknight56@capesarecool.com>; Dick Greyson <backflipboy8@capesarecool.com> ; Joker <jokesonyou@clownface.org>; Selina Kyle <msmeow11@goodorbad.net>; Joe Chill <minorvillain@definingheromoment.com> ; Penguin <wobbles13@tuxedobird.net> ; Mr. Freeze <captaincoldsnap@icebergers.com> ; Poison Ivy <gardengirl5@deadlyplantpeople.org>; Scarecrow <strawhat@loonybinlarry.com>; Clark Kent <wheresmyglasses@capesarecool.com>; Lex Luthor <chromedome7@lamebadguys.net> ; Lois Lane <senoritascoop@distresseddamsels.org> ; Brainiac <hackattackjack@evvilrobotz.com> ; Wonder Woman <herolady19@samebutfemale.net>; Dooms Day <buzzkill@alienkillerthing.net> ; Green Lantern <greenie12@noyellowplease.com>

Subject: Fw: Half-human, half-lizard boy gets his G.E.D.


Brilliant!


--- On Fri, 7/31/09, Bobby Borkostolp <b.borkostolp@yahoo.net> wrote:

Subject: Fw: Half-human, half-lizard boy gets his G.E.D.

To: "Frodo" <bigguy17@hairyfeetz.org>, "Sam" spunkysidekick.com>, "Gandalf" <graytowhite@wizmasterman.net>, "Aragorn" <rightfulheir99@att.org>, "Saruman" B-Tray@badboyz4eva.com>, "Gollum" , "Gimli" <natrualsprinter@chopemup.org>, "Legolos" <blondie15@kindofimmortal.net>, "Arwen" <makeupyourmind@kindofimmortal.net>, "Sauron" <needvisine12@giantflamingeyeball.net>, "Bilbo Baggins" <ringfinder6@prequelstory.org>

Date: Friday, July 31, 2009, 10:58 AM








Please forward this to everyone you know, no matter mustard.


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2 comments:

  1. Hilarious! I spent 10 minutes reading all those email addresses, laughing the whole time, only to come down to the big picture I was anticipating. Absolute genius!

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  2. Ditto on Kent's comment. Your Star Wars email addresses are particularly brilliant!

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