Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Humpty Dumpty should have listened to his doctor and taken that prescription for his inner ear problem.
This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy participated in a hostile corporate takeover of a large media conglomerate and made millions of dollars, but never made time for his family, so his relationship with his wife and kids is strained at best.
The Itsy Bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
And the Itsy Bitsy spider sued the sun for defamation of character, lost wages, and mental anguish. The sun settled out of court for an undisclosed amount.