Tim the Urban Panda

Tim the Urban Panda lives in a loft downtown
He digs the bright city lights, he digs those city sounds

He doesn’t own a car, he uses public transportation
Like the bus or the subway, to reach his destination

Tim the Urban Panda doesn’t have a wife
He doesn’t have a girlfriend, he is alone in life

He works for a small publisher, printing direct mail flyers
He used be a paralegal but last summer he got fired

Tim the Urban Panda has a laptop PC
His TV is a flat screen, he likes to play the Wii

He met a girl this morning, he wants to ask her out
But besides “What’s it like being a panda?” there’s not much to talk about

Tim the Urban Panda likes jazz and R & B
But when it comes to hip hop he says, "Nah, it's not for me."

He reads comics books and cereal boxes, he can't live without espresso
And if you ask him if he's an omnivore he'll say, "I don't know. I guess so."

Tim the Urban Panda you inspire us one and all
With your quiet self assurance and your skills at racquetball

You make us want to discover our secret strength within
So Tim the Urban Panda, here's to you my friend!