Super Online Dater Extra Plus Deluxe Platinum Edition 2.0

Tired of trying the same old Internet dating options? Sick of being promised "compatibility" by dating websites that only match you a few superficial traits? Well you're in luck. With Super Online Dater Extra Plus Deluxe Platinum Edition 2.0, we match you on our custom, guaranteed "67 Levels of Perfect Pairing". To find that special someone, all you have to do is rate, on a scale of 1 to 67, how important the following things are to you.

1. Personality
2. Physical Appearance
3. Religion
4. Economic Background
5. Sense of Humor
6. Personal Hygiene
7. Pet Preferences
8. Laundry Habits
9. "Neat Freak"-ness
10. Intellectual Similarity
11. Taste in Music
12. Taste in Movies
13. Taste in Literature
14. Culinary Preferences
15. Anger Issues
16. Ninja Skills
17. Computer Programming Abilities
18. Neck Size Preferences
19. Psychic Abilities
20. Time Travel Proficiency
21. Aversion to Weird Smells
22. Smooth Dance Moves
23. Hair Spray Usage (Men and Women)
24. Ability to Color and Stay Inside the Lines
25. Fire Arm Skills
26. Toilet Repair Proficiency
27. Typing (Words per Minute)
28. Fluency in Pig Latin
29. Glandular Problems
30. Sleep Walking
31. Sports Team Affiliations
32. Poker Skills
33. Hand to Hand Combat Abilities
34. Tax Evasion Methods
35. Video Game Skills
36. Chess Team Performance Record
37. Memorization Skills
38. Cheese
39. TV Theme Song Lyric Recitation
40. Political Views
41. Belief in Extra-Terrestrial Aliens
42. Fake Passport Making
43. Ability to Walk and Chew Gum at the Same Time
44. Hypnosis Skills
45. Color Blindness
46. Basket Weaving Proficiency
47. Proper Use of "Who" vs. "Whom"
48. Dodgeball Skills
49. Certified SCUBA Instructor
50. Total Number of Nobel Prizes Awarded
51. Candle Preferences (Scented vs. Unscented)
52. Jealousy Issues
53. Well Traveled
54. Board Game Skills
55. Knowledge of Super Hero Secret Identities
56. Level of Voice Pitch
57. Obnoxious Friends
58. Outdoors Activities Preferences
59. Magical Powers
60. Bull Riding Skills
61. Astronaut
62. Good Business Ethics
63. Possession of Night Vision Goggles
64. Paper-Rock-Scissors Proficiency
65. Big Teeth
66. Duck Call Abilities
67. Total Number of Times Tasered (Includes Accidental Self Tasering)

And, if you don't find the love of your life using our system, we'll give you a 5% refund!